Rados Dan Lovah (radosdanlovah) wrote,
Rados Dan Lovah

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Yes my fellow journal readers our topic today is shit.

Lauren (-lauris- if you're an HPANAer) sent me this funny tidbit, that I passed on to others. So here goes...


>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
>Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
>You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
>With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
>your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
>and tell others to eat shit.
>Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
>between shit and shineola.
>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
>horse shit, and chicken shit.
>You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
>or duck when the shit hits the fan.
>You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
>You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
>Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
>and some days are just plain shitty.
>Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
>times when you feel like shit.
>You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
>shit or a lot of weird shit.
>You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
>creek without a paddle.
>Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in
>a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
>When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of
>the English language.
>And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
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